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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

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Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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What is ISIS's favorite smartphone?

Samsung Note 7, according to them it's "the bomb" nowadays.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.