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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why aren't jokes in base eight funny?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus