How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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Why are promise rings 1/10th the price of engagement rings?

They only work 10% of the time.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your Bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What happens when you cross the band "The Knack" and a bottle of Corona?

A song called "My Corona"