Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
X always equals 10
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Santa stops at three Hos.
North Polish.
Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Mad Manx: Furry Road
Neptunes.
Because black people have no rights...