I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
To get to 10.
Automobile.
A wind tunnel.
Prison food
Notice me 10"
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 7 (eight) 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
Because 7 8 9.
9 polar bears
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
Because 7 8 9
10 E's
Because 7, 10, 11!
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
A good start.
A receding hareline.
Because 7, 10, 11.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
She couldn't find the 10 key.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
All the extra cubholders.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 10 9 8
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Tenants
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
It got stuck in 9/11
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because X was always 10
5-5-2-2.
The Logo.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
10 books of Snow Whites
It was a poultry amount
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Because windows 7 8 9.
10 after 1
Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
X always equals 10
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
A receding hareline
Because 10 11 12.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
Those who understand binary and those who don't
Bark
Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.
In a mirror.
AY E! I O U edit: added Y
Let's go ride bikes!
You can get cereal without nuts.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Because 9, 8, 7....
Finding a baby in two trashcans.
A baby with burst armbands.
