I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
Because 9/11.
Because it was in the middle of 9 11
10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.
Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups
Because 8 nined 10.
To get to 10.
He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing
A construction site
Automobile.
A wind tunnel.
Prison food
That's right. 10.
Notice me 10"
Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)
A raft
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
They were trying to keep their German market.
Because windows 7 8 9
Because 7 (eight) 9
Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."
The McCann Family.
10 books of Snow Whites
Because 7 8 9.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
Nananananananananana BATMAN!
Because 7 8 9
10 E's
10
10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict
Because 7, 10, 11!
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
A good start.
A receding hareline.
Because 7, 10, 11.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
She couldn't find the 10 key.
Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
Because seven "ate" nine.
Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
All the extra cubholders.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because 7 ate 9.
Because 10 9 8
A good time)
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Self Harmony Edit: #10 on /r/all! And thanks for the gold kind stranger!
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Tenants
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
A Def Leppard.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
It got stuck in 9/11
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.
10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.
Because X was always 10
5-5-2-2.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
The Logo.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
It was a poultry amount
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Because 7 ate(8) 9!
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.
I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.
Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
Because windows 7 8 9.
Gt simplistic 10 letters
10 after 1
Porridge
Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.
9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
Three on three.
10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.
X always equals 10
The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.
A receding hareline
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
In a mirror.
Because of the.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
Casio royale
A river.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
It saves so much time.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
