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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.