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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Hop Jokes More Hop Jokes

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

Recede Jokes More Recede Jokes

Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.