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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.