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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What's the definition of the perfect woman?

Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills.

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do you call 99% of /r/politics?

Bernd-wagoners!

Willie Nelson Jokes More Willie Nelson Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

Willie Nelson Concert Jokes More Willie Nelson Concert Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.