What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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He didn't have a Gar

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A receding hare-line!

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Ferguson!

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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.