What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.