What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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A dual cabbageway!

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.