What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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A dual cabbageway!

What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

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100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.