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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

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What has 60 legs and 8 teeth?

The front row of a Country concert

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak