How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.