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How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.

Armed Man Jokes More Armed Man Jokes

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree?

You wave.

How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.