What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who drowns?

The boat.

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!