What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat?

A leek.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.