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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!