What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat?

Because you don't wanna sinc!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!