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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

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What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

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How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.