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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Which member of the Bach family went to prison?

Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

Continue Jokes More Continue Jokes

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Why are you putting the saddle on backward?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What do you call a reptile...?

What do you call a reptile who says "But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time"?

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.