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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

Wheeee!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Courage Jokes More Courage Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.