What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

Why did Mother Nature trip the last day of summer?

To make it Fall.

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What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

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What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.