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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did the melons decide to have a wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

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What's The Terminator's favourite band?

Guns 'n Roses

Where does Walmart keep The Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".