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What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the Special Needs Rowing Team decide to call themselves?

Oartism

Terminator Jokes More Terminator Jokes

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach