What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.