What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.