What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between a fish and a guitar?

You can't tuna fish!!!

What does a can of tuna say?

Premium flaked tuna Best before dd/mm/yy

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.