You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
With a tuna.
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Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.