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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Glue Jokes More Glue Jokes

How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.