What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What do fish smoke?

Seewead

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Salmon en route

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What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach