What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.