What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!