What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

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What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.