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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach