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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

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Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!