Nah Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.