What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay