What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay