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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)