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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)