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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)