What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!