What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

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What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.