What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.