What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay