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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

What do you call a Sith Lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.