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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.