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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.