Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears

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Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.