Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a dress that refuses to learn?

Clothes-minded.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.