Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.