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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

What did the lawyers say when they finished their basketball game?

Court is adjourned

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.