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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive