What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!