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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

An innocent bystumbler

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!