What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

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It was repossessed!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.