How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear