How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.