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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for piercings?

A buccaneer!

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

What did one earring say to the other?

You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.