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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How do blondes pierce their ears?

They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.