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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.