How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Aw shucks!

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There's no charge.

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You unplug it!