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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!