How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What do call having to settle for buying corn?

Compra maize.