How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How to get a liberal arts graduate off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.