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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear