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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.