What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"