What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!