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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

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Who directed this?

HIM: "A bear attack." ME: "Never heard of him."

What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.