What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

It's meow-sic to their ears!