What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

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Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).