How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Where do you look for blonde's obituaries?

Under "Home Improvements."

Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

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What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

What happens when two girl rabbits really like each other?

Bunnylingus!