How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

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What do You Call a Line... Q: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.