How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!