Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why do the French like Easter?

Because it's such a bonne ide.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.