Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
The Rooster
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"
For me it's three weeks.
Deus Ex Macarena
A fangfurther.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Bellhop.
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Fry-days.
The Easter Barney!
He didn't have the hare fare.
