Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
A pecking order.
In a KFC bucket.
It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!
A Drill Sergeant
('A jump rope')
A Hopster.
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
He was hopped up on Easter eggs.
Smelly beans!
Because it's such a bonne ide.
