Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Why did the chicken cross the school yard?

To get to the other slide!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.