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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

Easter Egg Jokes More Easter Egg Jokes

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

How do you make an Chocolat omelette?

With Easter eggs.