What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf