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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side