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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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Why are the Ninja Turtles on the No-Fly list?

Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.

How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!