What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there