What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis