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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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De Jokes More De Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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How does a woman go about inventing something?

She gives birth to a boy.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why was the calf afraid?

He was a cow-herd!