De-calf
He's de-composing! Happy Halloween everyone.
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
She thought children should be seen and not herded!