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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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De Jokes More De Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!