What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

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How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"