What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."