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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

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What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!