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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

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Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why did the University of Kentucky have to put AstroTurf down on the stadium?

To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.

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What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over?

Watch the second half.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.