Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What would call it if all the cars in the country were pink?

A pink carnation.

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.