So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.
A windshield viper.
Because cars don't wear clothes.
Because no one wants to hold an erection.
Because they can't stop saving their work.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.
Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.
