Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Le Car Jokes More Le Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.