Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why do blondes drive VWs?

Because they can spell it.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out.

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Le Car Jokes More Le Car Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.