What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "