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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "