What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

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When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "