"Would you like fries with that "
None. They like it on the dark side.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
A lardvark!
When it's French fried.
Because it is below C level.
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.