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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

Where do space monsters live?

In far distant terror-tory.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level