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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

What did the US President with Alzheimer's ask his wife?

Who are you

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Where does the zombie president live?

In the wight house.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."