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Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Love

Love

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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Pascal Jokes More Pascal Jokes

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried?

He was always fretting over something or other...

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

City Jokes More City Jokes

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Shellfie Jokes More Shellfie Jokes

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting