Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How do fish make calls?

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Shellfies

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Shellfies!

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Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

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She asks. "Because it's below C level."

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

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Who lives in the white house?

The black man

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She loves cheap bills