Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

City Jokes More City Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Pascal Jokes More Pascal Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone