Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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My career is in Jeopardy!

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"Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Because it is below C level.

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Look, Ma! No hands!

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