Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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City Jokes More City Jokes

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

How did the turtle call his friends?

On his shellphone

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Pascal Jokes More Pascal Jokes

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.