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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Solipsist Jokes More Solipsist Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.