Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.