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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.