Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

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What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.