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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.