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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.