Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.