Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.