How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.