How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.