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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.