How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.