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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.