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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.