How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

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How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.