How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

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What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast