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How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.