How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario