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How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What part of the computer the astronaut likes the most?

A space bar.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.