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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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It leaves.

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What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.