What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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What's E.T short for?

Because he's got little legs. But seriously, what does ET stand for Because he can't sit down.

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.