What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.