What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why did the airplane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.