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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.