What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.