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What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What does Yao Ming stand for?

When he sits down it takes too long to get back up.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

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What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.