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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking?

Extroverted

What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul Walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.