Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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An elephant with spare parts!el

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A Graduated cylinder.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!