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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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With a little bit of oil.

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For they are always on shore...

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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6 foot of snot

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.