Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!