Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Condescending.)

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One must simply walk into a bar

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A sub-marine

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The captains log.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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A Graduated cylinder.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!