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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

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Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.