Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why is the new Zork game rated M for mature?

I guess it's too grue-some.

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Christmas Cracker Jokes More Christmas Cracker Jokes

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.