Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Coast Guard Jokes More Coast Guard Jokes

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippy?

He was too far out!

Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.