Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish