Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

To promote off-shore drilling.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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You wave to him

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

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Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

Who drowns?

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He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean

Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

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Http://cms.bsu.edu/

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What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.