Heroin Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Wonder Woman Jokes More Wonder Woman Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What is an injured persons favorite movie?

Cast Away

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Harriet Tubman Jokes More Harriet Tubman Jokes

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Object Jokes More Object Jokes

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.