Dealer Jokes

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise!

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When did this happen?

A) I don't know he also stole my watch.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale