Dealer Jokes

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

She went looking for the three guys.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Ste Operation Jokes More Ste Operation Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers