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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.