What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept for.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.