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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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What is the best advice to give a worm?

Sleep late.

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

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Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.