What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!