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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

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What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.