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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What the problem?

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With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

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Miav.

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PEEr pressure!

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Because the pee is silent.

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What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication?

Urine trouble!

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Urine trouble!