What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Previous Random Joke Next

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Urine Trouble Jokes More Urine Trouble Jokes

What do you say to someone with a bladder problem?

Urine trouble.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.