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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble