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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.