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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

How long does Charlie Sheen last in bed?

Two and a half minutes.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.