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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."