What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty