What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.