What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!