What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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A fair cop!

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest