What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Why did the policeman smell bad?

He was on duty.

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What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest