What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What's he like?

Asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.