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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!