Stomach Jokes

Your under a vest

$Your Age Is Only Math$

I've got you under a vest.

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

They're able to stomach a lot.

I won't digest yet.

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Run around until you get pooped out

He was undercover *!*

Oh give it arrest.

A cow that can milk itself!

I love you for your inner beauty.

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

They can't swallow their pride.

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

A chronic math debater

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Atilla the Hungry.

He was playing with a cheetah.

A dandy lion.

Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your Age Is Only Math

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

How do you get your stomach pumped?

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

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