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Stomach Jokes

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

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What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

What did the food say to the other food, while inside a stomach?

I won't digest yet.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

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Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What did one sausage say to the other?

You are the wurst.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime?

By getting aboard (a) voat

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest?

The constellation prize.

Falafel Jokes More Falafel Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug?

A pugilist!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)