Because Africa isn't a country.
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
America.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
The elephants are using them as tampons
At the basketball.
Give him a basketball and ask him what it says.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
A pink carnation.
All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.