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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

What's the difference between Phil Collins and Germany?

We stopped Germany.