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What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What does a neckbeard call a disease or ailment?

Ma'lady

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?