What country are you most likely to get a disease?

GERMany.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

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What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

What s a Muslim s favorite cologne?

GERMANY!!!!