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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*