How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How do you greet a German baker?

Gluten Tag

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot