How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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Because he was a slice of bread

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Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

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It was destined for grater.

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One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.