How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

How did Maxwell greet Ampere?

Good Faraday to you, sir!

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What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.