The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"
A pirate aye!
Neckbeard the pirate
By the ears.
To the water, it is time! Or in french...... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;))
The aye
AYE MATEY
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
Adieu!